I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years
Impart me in your wisdom of ancient times
one time there was a tumblr user with the url “pizza” and she would just comment on any text post about pizza saying “omg that’s me” and then we found out she had an entire tag dedicated to saying the n word
One time somebody paid $750 for the url ‘hi’ and got deleted in less than a year for promoting weight loss scams
There’s always been something deeply wrong with this place.
tumblr could make 1 trillion dollars an hour by setting me up in an office with a beanbag chair and when they need a new feature just poking their heads in and i’d go like “idk let them turn posts into origami”
“rename the site gumblr for a day and sell gum”
“add a russian roulette button with a 1 in 6 chance of deleting your blog if you press it”
“but a 1 in 100 million chance of forcing every account on the site to follow you”
“hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me” is the funniest phrase because it always does. it always will. from personal experience things have already started to rouse from their slumber before i even get the first three words out
something has certainly awakened. it is wide awake and loud, already. and, by god, is it an issue
Me, when i’m the vessel at the ritualistic summoning of culx'shabir
